18-karat Claw

In lieu of green eggs & ham,
feel free to inject yourself
with lobster essence.
(photo: Raymond Meier)

In case, like most lobstermen, you missed the fall '05 issue of the New York Times Style Magazine, this is what was on the cover.

Here's what it said inside:

"The 'lobster injection' created by Katsuya Fukushima and his team of cooks from Minibar in Washington, D.C. The laboratory pipette is filled with lobster essence. Not included when you order: Chanel Fine Jewelry 18-karat white-gold-and-diamond ring, $4,950. At Chanel Fine Jewelry boutiques."

Whatever.