What Would Lobsters Drive?

If this van's a rockin' . . .
(photo: Trevor Corson)

I had been thinking that one of these days, I ought to make up some sort of lobster bumper sticker that I could hand out at my talks.

But then I saw this van.

Why stop at a bumper sticker, when you could inscribe a gigantic lobster right on the side of your car? If only I'd had one of these on book tour.